Paris Hilton is Ahead of her Time

Asked if she fancied our esteemed and wise Prime Minister, Paris Hilton replied, "Who's Tony Blair?" And some fools claim this is a dumb blonde, perhaps on the dubious grounds that she is named after a hotel. No, she is merely prescient. Note, also, her remark, "I've made, like, $200 million in the last year, while J-Lo's only made $150 million." She has also decided that she will only kiss for the next year, sex is out. This woman is deep, very. I wonder if there is a university course - Paris Hilton Studies.
*Five minutes later: good grief, this paragon even knows how to reverse a Range Rover into a Honda Civic - see here