I Ask the Unaskable
1)Is there anything fundamentally wrong with snorting the ashes of your father?
2)Should Keith Richards' teeth really be in better condition than the rest of him? Is it something to do with the calcium?
3)Is Prince Harry, the hair apart, an embarrassment?
4)Why, exactly, are the Chinese suddenly allowing a gay TV show?
5)Do we need the word 'neurotheology'?
6)Is Wayne Rooney really cut out to be Indiana Jones?
7)And, finally, we know Gordon Brown has a ping pong ball in his mouth but what does John McCain have in his cheeks?
2)Should Keith Richards' teeth really be in better condition than the rest of him? Is it something to do with the calcium?
3)Is Prince Harry, the hair apart, an embarrassment?
4)Why, exactly, are the Chinese suddenly allowing a gay TV show?
5)Do we need the word 'neurotheology'?
6)Is Wayne Rooney really cut out to be Indiana Jones?
7)And, finally, we know Gordon Brown has a ping pong ball in his mouth but what does John McCain have in his cheeks?
# posted by Bryan Appleyard : 8:11 AM
7 Comments:
At April 05, 2007 8:33 AM,
Neil Forsyth said…
I'm laughing. Now, must do some work.
At April 05, 2007 12:29 PM,
Chip Dale said…
I suspect you ask this question facetiously, Bryan, but I happen to know the answer. It's a trick he learned as a POW in Vietnam. Like a hamster, he keeps food rations in there for the lean months.
At April 05, 2007 1:55 PM,
Internet Ronin said…
RE: #4: Because the male-female ratio in China is climbing ever higher, so they need to encourage alternative lifestyles. OTOH, perhaps the leading cadres are finally ready to come out of the closet and are merely preparing the public-at-large for that moment.
The truth is that the high rate of male vs. female births is nothing more than a large-scale top secret research project to resolve once and for all whether the determining factor for being gay is nature or nurture. We shall soon find out. Then again, perhaps we just have.
At April 05, 2007 9:19 PM,
Maxine said…
Well, I wouldn't do it. Would you?
At April 05, 2007 9:30 PM,
Duck said…
I think neurotheology is misnamed, it should be theoneurology. Neurotheology would be a form of theology.
At April 06, 2007 2:01 AM,
Tom P. said…
"what does John McCain have in his cheeks?"
Bush's semen. McCain is not a swallower.
At April 06, 2007 2:05 AM,
Tom P. said…
And I absolutely love the Keith Richards story. I think it is hysterical that he could tell such a ridiculous story to a reporter and that he would believe it.
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