My Death by Cat 2
The cats are waging a vicious psychological campaign against me, prior to killing me with anaphylactic shock. This nightmarish image popped up on my screen this morning. It shows an Ashera, a cat that costs $22,000 and can weigh thirty pounds. What madman would give house room to such a thing? Note, in particular, the cold cynicism of its expression. I am not long for this world.
# posted by Bryan Appleyard : 5:33 AM
8 Comments:
At June 09, 2007 7:26 AM,
philip walling said…
It's not a cat, it's a lifestyle pet - like a designer baby.
At June 09, 2007 7:38 AM,
Ade said…
That's my dealer's mate's cat.
Don't say you haven't been warned.
At June 09, 2007 7:44 AM,
Bryan Appleyard said…
Thought to, Ade, it has the look of a dealer's cat. 'Pet" doesnt really do justice to this horror, Philip
At June 09, 2007 8:05 AM,
vince said…
What sort of twisted cretin will breed anything in that way, and why the hell are you looking at these bloody sites for anyway. Stop picking the scab. Its not an fear of water thing, which you can semi get over.
At June 09, 2007 8:18 AM,
vince said…
The only dealers, that will do you real damage around Notting Hill are antique dealers. The other type are way too busy.
At June 09, 2007 1:08 PM,
elberry said…
you might find this site instructive:
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl
These cats really do look like Hitler.
At June 09, 2007 4:57 PM,
Administracion said…
www.ddondees.blogspot.com
Try and Win... Where is the picture form? Add points to your ranking!
At June 10, 2007 6:27 AM,
Internet Ronin said…
I'm not sure what idiot what pay $22,000 for it, but I do hope whoever does pops in to visit our friend "Administracion" with a very hungry cat in tow.
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