One-Liner - Plus, Free With This Post, More Giant Birds.

Here's a one-liner to make you ponder - though in my case it reduced me to helpless laughter when I saw it. Passing a parked coach, I noticed the company had a new slogan. Thus: 'Banstead Coaches. Moving in the right direction'.
Forgive me, but this surely is less a mission statement than a sine qua non of coach travel. If you were to board a coach for, say, Brighton and the driver, with a cheery cry of 'All aboard', engaged reverse gear and set course for Hatfiled and the North, you would have reason to feel the company hadn't quite got the hang of things. Maybe there are such companies, and Banstead Coaches is subtly wooing them with its new slogan - you never know these days...
Meanwhile, another Giant Bird alert is in order. And these beauties are BIIIIG!. They have, I believe, the widest wingspan of any British bird. You have been warned.