Tipped for 2012
Here it is - Britain's Olympic secret weapon - the Distinguished Jumper. Watch out, Johnny Foreigner - and look out too for the Wormwood Moonshiner, bit of a dark horse (or, technically, beetle), that one... Olympic funding should be diverted forthwith to these plucky bugs - Our Bugs, as I think of them already.
# posted by Nige : 9:24 AM
4 Comments:
At June 07, 2007 9:50 AM,
Andrew said…
I think the Distinguished Jumper would make a perfectly acceptable Prime Minister to succeed Tony Blair, and to cement the Axis of Integrity with the US.
At June 07, 2007 12:07 PM,
Peter Burnet said…
Always cute or exotic creatures like the Distinguished Jumper. Never the blackfly.
At June 07, 2007 12:31 PM,
Nige said…
Don't worry Peter, the blackfly's doing fine - even got its name on a sponsorship deal.
At June 08, 2007 1:25 AM,
Duck said…
You guys can't even keep starlings alive? They're like flying rats, nothing can kill them off. Except, I guess, the English climate.
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