The Caravan Caption
# posted by Bryan Appleyard : 7:05 AM
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- Name:Bryan Appleyard
A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
21 Comments:
At September 14, 2007 8:00 AM,
ian russell said…
as the morning fog lifted, they realized they must have taken a wrong turn south of Perpignan.
At September 14, 2007 8:00 AM,
ChrisH said…
Sunday Times journalist in love nest with gushing woman shock
At September 14, 2007 8:04 AM,
ian russell said…
...I remember when all this was fallow fields, somewhere honest folk could leave a broken fridge-freezer before cutting and running...
At September 14, 2007 8:10 AM,
ian russell said…
so, when you offered to read that bloke's tea leaves last night, didn't you notice anything about taking our Landrover without consent?
At September 14, 2007 8:12 AM,
ian russell said…
''Either it's still night or someone's nicked our window!''
At September 14, 2007 8:15 AM,
ian russell said…
''...I wouldn't mind, but three of them Poles have just asked if we want our hardstanding tarmaced!''
At September 14, 2007 8:18 AM,
CaptainB said…
I was Foreign Secretary once Bert. Lovely curtains in that Carlton House Terrace.
At September 14, 2007 8:25 AM,
ian russell said…
I don't mean to sound blasphemous but I don't believe the heather really works.
At September 14, 2007 8:29 AM,
Johntyh said…
'Bank of England admits Northern Rock's head office move clinched case for 'last resort' help'
At September 14, 2007 8:29 AM,
ian russell said…
''what we really dream of is getting a little place in the country, something old and wooden with horse shit around the door...''
At September 14, 2007 8:52 AM,
ian russell said…
I-Spy Book of Parliament.
Margaret Beckett MP (2 points)
At September 14, 2007 9:57 AM,
anthonynorth said…
Here we were minding our own business, and when we woke up we'd been invaded by houses.
At September 14, 2007 9:59 AM,
ian russell said…
Caravans: Sheds for Nomads or Holidaying for the mildly agoraphobic? Never leave home without bringing a little part of it with you.
this one cries out for some adornment in the style of WW2 aircraft. it looks like the head of an exotic, toucan-like bird. Or maybe a custard slice. In fact, why do British caravans look like they've all been cut from one much wider vehicle, like slices of a big white loaf?
At September 14, 2007 12:23 PM,
Mark said…
"We're all going on a summer holiday"
...
"We're going where the sun shines brightly.
We're going where the sea is blue.
We've seen it in the movies.
Now let's see if its true." - tra-la-la
What a dismal scene! Every awful summer holiday I can remember all rolled into one, with the threat of enforced jollity thrown in.
At September 14, 2007 12:41 PM,
ian russell said…
Oh, Una Stubbs! A name to rival Nadine Baggott though she didn't need the Olay, it seems. How is it that some faces hardly change with time?
Melvyn Hayes! another. Not to mention his holiness, Le Cliff. I think that film was cursed.
At September 14, 2007 1:02 PM,
Lee Madgwick said…
Affordable home in Brancaster!!!
At September 14, 2007 2:40 PM,
Susan B. said…
fridge-freezer comment is priceless, ian. you shall never lose your crown as the Caption King.
At September 14, 2007 2:45 PM,
Mark said…
Study for "The Laughing Caravaner" by Frans Prozac
The home of Mr Cy Borg. Please knock first, then ask his fifth head whether you may enter
Revolutionary new Mars lander unveiled - British scientists "over the moon"
At September 14, 2007 6:08 PM,
Gordon McCabe said…
Top Gear caravan stunt goes horribly wrong as door handle is positioned too high to enable Richard Hammond to escape.
At September 15, 2007 10:32 AM,
Peter Burnet said…
Court of Appeal awards damages for family holiday ruined when public repeatedly mistakes caravan for deluxe portable loo.
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