The Giraffe Caption
# posted by Bryan Appleyard : 1:01 PM
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- Name:Bryan Appleyard
A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
14 Comments:
At September 02, 2007 2:17 PM,
Nige said…
Noah realises the giraffes have sabotaged his entire project and walks away in disgust.
At September 02, 2007 2:23 PM,
Johntyh said…
Mum, what did you mean when you whispered "short-arse" ?
At September 02, 2007 2:55 PM,
ian russell said…
Farmyard Porn presents Deep Throat
At September 02, 2007 3:01 PM,
ian russell said…
Giraffes declare winner in the Appleyard-Under-Hat Lookalike Competition (shirt-in class)
At September 02, 2007 3:05 PM,
ian russell said…
baby: mum, why is my neck so long?
mum: because your head's so far away from your shoulders.
dad: ...and that's how we get religion, son.
At September 02, 2007 3:21 PM,
ian russell said…
baby: dad, why are we covered in brown blotches?
dad: so we can't be seen in the brush if there's a lion about.
baby: so why aren't we in the brush right now?
dad: cos we got this old geezer instead.
At September 02, 2007 3:25 PM,
ian russell said…
''fancy going over to those trees for a bit of lunch?''
''no thanks, I'm stuffed!''
At September 02, 2007 4:00 PM,
Gordon McCabe said…
New human zoo enclosure proves a popular attraction on the Planet of the Giraffes.
At September 02, 2007 6:43 PM,
Mark said…
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At September 02, 2007 7:35 PM,
Mark said…
Jeans! They'd never allow those in the Muthaiga Club.
Mail Order Brides wait patiently for the Young Farmers Club to emerge from the refreshment tent.
At September 02, 2007 7:58 PM,
Johntyh said…
'Longleat owner say's "I understand them, they understand me" as he walks with purpose towards pride of lions'
At September 03, 2007 1:52 PM,
Paddy Carter said…
Girraffe in the middle: "I look up to him because he is upper class but I look down on him because he is lower class"
At September 03, 2007 2:20 PM,
elberry said…
Director of 'All the Pretty Horses' admits film 'has some interpretative license'.
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