So the Lord of the Hobbits is going to remake The Dam Busters. In the name of God, why??? And why not Dam Busters: The Musical? It's already got one good singalong number. All together now - Da Daa da Daa da-da Da Da Daaa...
I'm especially looking forward to the dramatic climax when the commandos realize that drowning all those innocents would be a war crime and that war can never be justified anyway, so instead they will all just go home and start a United Nations club.
I think they'll hit problems when they come to the point where Barnes Wallis utters the never-to-be-forgotten words "Go out and bounce the bastards!" Unpalatable as they seem to us, you just can't change words that inspired a generation.
Curiously, that article doesn't say who wrote the screenplay, but I just happened upon it looking up something else: The writer is Stephen Fry! Is this a funny movie?
In the course of my perusal of various comedians (it all began when I was confirming the spelling of Drew Carey's last name -- so easily confused with Jim Carrey), I read a long article on Ryan Stiles, late of "Whose Line Is It Anyway"?
How many here think that GORDON McCABE bears a striking resemblance to RYAN STILES? (Check out McCabism to find photos of the physicist on a trip to a scholarly conference.)
I almost bought a Liverpool shirt last week with 'Peter Crouch' on the back. I decided against it though, on the basis that I might actually get mistaken for him, and asked to play up front with Kirt Dyke, or someone.
I caught a recent American version of 'Whose Line is it Anyway?', and, astonishingly, Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie are still going! Clive Anderson looks like he's put on some weight though.
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13 Comments:
At September 04, 2007 12:13 PM,
ian russell said…
surely, that's the theme tune to Great Escape.
At September 04, 2007 12:35 PM,
Johntyh said…
I suppose Guy Gibson's dog 'Nigger' will become 'Nige', hey, Nige?
At September 04, 2007 12:39 PM,
Nige said…
It'll be an honour, Johntyh!
At September 04, 2007 12:56 PM,
Peter Burnet said…
I'm especially looking forward to the dramatic climax when the commandos realize that drowning all those innocents would be a war crime and that war can never be justified anyway, so instead they will all just go home and start a United Nations club.
At September 04, 2007 1:36 PM,
jwh said…
I think they'll hit problems when they come to the point where Barnes Wallis utters the never-to-be-forgotten words "Go out and bounce the bastards!" Unpalatable as they seem to us, you just can't change words that inspired a generation.
At September 04, 2007 2:30 PM,
Nige said…
Ian, surely that goes DaDa da-da-da Da Da Daa...
At September 04, 2007 2:42 PM,
Big Chip Dale said…
Nige, I'm sure you're getting confused with the theme to 'Where Eagles Dare'.
At September 04, 2007 2:52 PM,
Brit said…
No, it's the theme tune to 'Grange Hill'.
This is good though, this Blog Karaoke. I'll go next...
Mustang Salleeeeeh...
At September 04, 2007 3:55 PM,
Mark said…
If they want box office, I think they should go instead for The Dame Busters featuring bouncing bras and, of course, Monica Belluci.
At September 04, 2007 4:23 PM,
Nige said…
And meanwhile in the Iraqi charts, Number One with a bullet - I Got You Babe by Sunni and Shia.
At September 04, 2007 5:11 PM,
Johntyh said…
And selling well in Basra 'We Gotta Get Out of This Place' by Run-MoD
At September 04, 2007 6:51 PM,
Susan B., it's all connected, said…
Curiously, that article doesn't say who wrote the screenplay, but I just happened upon it looking up something else: The writer is Stephen Fry! Is this a funny movie?
In the course of my perusal of various comedians (it all began when I was confirming the spelling of Drew Carey's last name -- so easily confused with Jim Carrey), I read a long article on Ryan Stiles, late of "Whose Line Is It Anyway"?
How many here think that GORDON McCABE bears a striking resemblance to RYAN STILES? (Check out McCabism to find photos of the physicist on a trip to a scholarly conference.)
At September 04, 2007 10:18 PM,
Gordon McCabe said…
I almost bought a Liverpool shirt last week with 'Peter Crouch' on the back. I decided against it though, on the basis that I might actually get mistaken for him, and asked to play up front with Kirt Dyke, or someone.
I caught a recent American version of 'Whose Line is it Anyway?', and, astonishingly, Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie are still going! Clive Anderson looks like he's put on some weight though.
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