The Summer in England Caption
# posted by Bryan Appleyard : 5:37 PM
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- Name:Bryan Appleyard
A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
18 Comments:
At September 05, 2007 5:42 PM,
Gordon McCabe said…
Al fresco pole-dancing club gets off to a slow start.
At September 05, 2007 5:44 PM,
Susan B. said…
Man: "Do I dare to eat a cone?"
At September 05, 2007 5:45 PM,
Bryan Appleyard said…
Not if she has anything to do with it.
At September 05, 2007 5:45 PM,
Mark said…
"Beam me up, Scotty"
At September 05, 2007 5:54 PM,
Johntyh said…
"Look at him, he thinks he's George Clooney; more like Rosemary if you ask me."
At September 05, 2007 5:59 PM,
Johntyh said…
"Good morning everyone, this is your driver. Our tour today will take us up to the abattoir, round by the gasworks, and will finish up back here at the local knocking shop"
At September 05, 2007 6:12 PM,
ian russell said…
it's the Peters and Lee tribute band 'busking for bus fare' world tour 07
At September 05, 2007 6:15 PM,
ian russell said…
''nothing works anymore, love. this is the third time the RNIB have retrained this dog and he still forgets the Flakes!''
At September 05, 2007 6:20 PM,
ian russell said…
''go on, give us a lick, mate''
''oo-er. okay, you go find a room while I finish dictating this letter''
At September 05, 2007 6:31 PM,
ian russell said…
(she thinks): you think it's that Bryan Appleyard, celebrity blogmeister and all-round TV man, but it's not. It's never him - you're just wasting your memory card.
At September 05, 2007 6:39 PM,
ian russell said…
(she thinks): well, Karl Lagerfeld has let himself go - or it really is Bryan Appleyard!
At September 05, 2007 6:45 PM,
ian russell said…
''Agent J, this is Agent B - don't look now but I have an extra-terrestrial situation right here. do you copy?''
At September 05, 2007 7:45 PM,
Mark said…
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At September 05, 2007 7:50 PM,
Mark said…
Hopefuls queue up to replace Sir Ming Campbell
At September 05, 2007 9:36 PM,
Johntyh said…
"Yes, I'm the bag lady, while he eats ice cream, browses in every damn bookshop in town, continues his blog from any hot-spot he can find, gets excited when he sees anything bigger than a chaffinch, writes another three articles for the ST, and if I complain he says 'enjoy yourself, a change is as good as a rest!"
At September 06, 2007 4:19 AM,
Bryan Appleyard said…
This again is not me. When it's me, I'll tell you as in The Conversation Caption
At September 06, 2007 6:19 AM,
Bryan Appleyard said…
Got It?
At September 06, 2007 7:19 AM,
Johntyh said…
Bryan, I really thought it was A A Gill out for a fag break on a Sunday Times bonding weekend. Perhaps you should add a footnote to each photo with the words used at the beginning of those old films 'Any resemblance to characters living or dead is purely coincidental'
Anyway, all this confusion over images, is it any wonder? We have that one top right, another on the Clive James link, the shot with Grabber at the fete, the one staring into camera (my cat still refuses to go out), walking with giraffes, scoffing cakes at the seaside, and the re-enactment yesterday of 'When Philby met Maclean'. Where is truth?
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