The Contents of My Mind This Morning Caption
# posted by Bryan Appleyard : 7:11 AM
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- Name:Bryan Appleyard
A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
13 Comments:
At October 03, 2007 7:54 AM,
Sophie King said…
Notting Hill builders sacked by irate journalist caught short while reading the newspaper.
At October 03, 2007 7:59 AM,
Bryan Appleyard said…
Brilliant, Sophie. You have spotted one of the rare examples of flint and pantile construction in West London.We live in an odd little corner
At October 03, 2007 8:42 AM,
Nige said…
Very Seventies...
At October 03, 2007 9:10 AM,
Johntyh said…
'The Mind of Bryan'. At 6.00am engine room a shambles; 9.00am door re-hung, tiles replaced, yard cleared; 11.00am walls re-plastered, room refitted; 1.00pm engine fully functioning; 4.00pm output unstoppable; 7.00pm engine develops severe malfunction, seizes-up, 11.00pm three tiles fall from roof, door won't shut.
At October 03, 2007 10:12 AM,
Recusant said…
Desirable Notting Hill property. Semi-terraced, new to the market and would benefit from sensitive restoration. Priced for a quick sale at £1,500,000.
At October 03, 2007 10:20 AM,
Johntyh said…
'BBC installs secret cameras at Mark Thompson's house for 'Rogue Traders Christmas Special'
At October 03, 2007 12:10 PM,
Peter Burnet said…
Cold and banal emptiness of modern world of plastic contrasted with warmth and humanity of traditional building craftsmanship.
At October 03, 2007 12:38 PM,
Johntyh said…
Impartiality of Engineers Report questioned after stating 'structurally sound, but when time allows attention should be given to a few cosmetic details'
At October 03, 2007 1:11 PM,
Mark said…
Hmmn, plans for a granny flat? Certainly room for a deep freeze in there if you don't want the Inland Revenue to know that Granny has passed on.
Why go to Tate Modern when Tate Modern can come to you? Our Art Lover's Fun Pack will show you how to turn your garden over to Kevin O'Dosser's "Moi Bed", an unsparing indictment of middle-class reluctance to allow others inside our personal space.
At October 03, 2007 1:14 PM,
Dick Madeley said…
I don't like to be morbid but it looks like there's a body wrapped in that plastic sheeting.
Do we get points for guessing who?
At October 03, 2007 1:38 PM,
Simon B said…
Kamikhazi.
At October 03, 2007 2:34 PM,
Johntyh said…
Dick, I think it's a bloke who was held prisoner in there for three years. As the tornado swept through he was able to escape, and as he got half way through a cry of "Freedom" and with arms raised to heaven in thanks, three tiles came off and killed him.
At October 03, 2007 3:05 PM,
Big Chip Dale said…
I think it could be John Carey after his last book review got 'slated'.
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