Ciao, Fabulous

Personally, I think it's great that somebody called Fabulous Acapella is going to manage the worst football team in the world. Some say he doesn't speak English. I see this as an advantage. Some say he is not as good looking as Jose Mourinho. Again an advantage. Some say he keeps winning things. Okay, this may be a disadvantage. But give the man a chance. He'll soon settle into the losing ways of our ludicrously overpaid, pissing and sex in public superstars. On the whole, a surprisingly sound choice by the buffoons of the FA.