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Friday, January 18, 2008

He's Not Human

This story confirms what I have long maintained - that Gordon Brown is not actually a human life form. Something bovine, it would seem... (But read to the end of the story and weep.)
I fear Alison Jackson will just have to mould something out of congealed porridge...

# posted by Nige : 11:34 AM  

17 Comments:

  • At January 18, 2008 12:26 PM, Blogger ian russell said…

    that's interesting because I've always thought George Clooney moved around the set of ER like a cow after a daisy. mind you, I think Daniel Craig looks like his face caught fire and they put it out with a spade, so I'm obviously no judge of hot looks.... so, New woman - is that like the antidote to new man?

     

  • At January 18, 2008 2:17 PM, Anonymous CaptainB said…

    Nige, its that final sentence isn't it? About the vicarious vanity of Sarah. They are not in politics to ease our lives, but to become celebs. Couldn't the artiste just make a flaccid, jowly mask and hang it on some glass-eyed bloke's face?

     

  • At January 18, 2008 2:53 PM, Blogger Nige said…

    That's the killer indeed, Captain - vicarious vanity and, it seems, vicarious insanity - Brown clearly lost all touch with reality years ago, you'd expect that, but you'd have thought his wife might have clung to some remnant of sanity... As for the New Woman poll, I suspect they might as well have called it 100 Men We've Heard Of. By the way, as you're there Captain, why is nobody mentioning terrorism in connection with the Heathrow business yesterday? A Heathrow 'spectacular' is the jihadists' dream isn't it? And Brown was there too... What if they'd got some spiffy remote device to knock out planes in the air? I only ask...

     

  • At January 18, 2008 3:21 PM, Anonymous CaptainB said…

    A sore point that crash Nige since the upper decks at Nigecorp cleared six pages to cover it, and cleared a rather nifty Captain piece on the cyber-jihadist Irhabi007 out too to make space for 'our hero the pilot'. On top of the previous week where a local power cut hit us just as I was about to press 'send' with another NigeCorps piece. No, I don't think terrorism was involved. Bank robbers should equip themselves with Bruin masks- I'd hand over my silver just at the merest twitch of those jowls.

     

  • At January 18, 2008 3:46 PM, Blogger Nige said…

    Maybe it's you the terrorists are after...

     

  • At January 18, 2008 3:54 PM, OpenID elberry said…

    "the upper decks at Nigecorp cleared six pages to cover it, and cleared a rather nifty Captain piece"

    does this mean Nige works for a print newspaper and Captain B is a writer for said paper?

     

  • At January 18, 2008 4:16 PM, Blogger Neil Forsyth said…

    That's what it looks like, Elberry. I think they should just come clean now. No more dodging, sidestepping or jiggery-pokery. Spill the beans, Nige.

     

  • At January 18, 2008 4:50 PM, Blogger Elby the Beserk said…

    Apparently lots of Russians have offered their services, and indeed, Brown has been look-a-liked to Andrei Gromyko.

    Only difference - Gromyko looks far sparkier than Gordo, despite having been dead for some decades...

     

  • At January 18, 2008 6:10 PM, Anonymous Chuck said…

    "While Ms Jackson might find his features unusual - New Woman Magazine last year voted Mr Brown among the world's 100 sexiest men, alongside the likes of Bond star Daniel Craig and fellow actor Johnny Depp."

    This has got to be some kind of sick joke.

     

  • At January 18, 2008 8:02 PM, Blogger Mark said…

    How about this one ... the merciless lips, the cold, angry eyes, the dark, careworn jowls ...

     

  • At January 18, 2008 8:16 PM, Blogger Randy (Internet Ronin) said…

    I give Brown credit for not turning that crash into a photo op. I can think of more than one US President who would have been off their plane and over there in no time.

     

  • At January 19, 2008 7:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The actor who should have played Gordon Brown is the late John Laurie "We're all doomed"

     

  • At January 19, 2008 11:03 PM, Anonymous Gordon 'Not Human' Brown said…

    No, I'm not certainly not human. What's it to you, you prick?

     

  • At January 19, 2008 11:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Gord's a close fucking friend of mine and frankly we're both a bit fucking annoyed at this. Not a human being? Since when does a fucking Prime Minister have to be a human fucking being? Why can't a blob of fucking congealed porridge rule this fucking miserable country?

    Get it sorted.

    Edwina.

     

  • At January 19, 2008 11:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Gord's a close fucking friend of mine and frankly we're both a bit fucking annoyed at this. Not a human being? Since when does a fucking Prime Minister have to be a human fucking being? Why can't a blob of fucking congealed porridge rule this fucking miserable country?

    Get it sorted.

    Edwina.

     

  • At January 20, 2008 8:07 AM, Blogger Randy (Internet Ronin) said…

    Now that it is quite apparent what Edwina needs, who's going to give it to her?

    (Not I, said the ronin.)

     

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