The Bright Red Page
Focus. You will not have noticed that there is a new tab called 'Immortality' on the front page of this site. Clicking on it will bring up a bright red page containing some of the nice things that were said about my last book. Having read these nice things, you will buy the book.
PS I note my cyberwonks in Brighton have reduced the redness. As with barbers, I wouldn't dream of arguing.
PS I note my cyberwonks in Brighton have reduced the redness. As with barbers, I wouldn't dream of arguing.
# posted by Bryan Appleyard : 8:26 AM
7 Comments:
At March 26, 2008 9:10 AM,
Brit said…
Here's a new one for you:
"It gave me The Nausea, and I mean that as a compliment."
Brit
At March 26, 2008 9:20 AM,
Johnny said…
"I used its arguments successfully to chat up girls"
Johnny
At March 26, 2008 10:12 AM,
Nige said…
I like 'Fascinating and disturbing' - Daily Mail. Not a bad description of the Daily Mail.
At March 26, 2008 2:24 PM,
Carmilla said…
Managed to quote it while eating sushi with a friend in New Zealand (ooooooohhhh..)
At March 26, 2008 7:21 PM,
Tom P. said…
The red burned my corneas! I couldn't read the page without suffering permanent vision loss.
At March 26, 2008 7:22 PM,
Tom P. said…
How about, "unmistakably British". I have no idea if that is a compliment or not.
At March 26, 2008 8:53 PM,
malty said…
Bryan, you know when footballers are about to retire the gang gets together and play a testimonial game for them, all dosh to the player, to assist the looming impoverished retirement ?
Is your retirement pending and were those reviews sort of, well, your mates getting together to have one for you ?
I`ve already spent a small fortune on your books this year so sod off until the next pay cheque.
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