Guns and the Muskrat
On the subject of guns.... A levee in Winfield, Mo, burst because of a burrowing muskrat. 'It's so disappointing,' said Linda Wilmesherr, 'With all the guns in this country, couldn't we kill a muskrat?' Well, quite. Stuart (pictured) was unavailable for comment.
# posted by Bryan Appleyard : 1:15 PM
5 Comments:
At June 28, 2008 1:35 PM,
Frank Wilson said…
If Linda knew shit about muskrats - or guns, for that matter - she'd know that you don't shoot them, you trap them.
At June 28, 2008 2:02 PM,
Duck said…
I think it also had a little to do with all the millions of tons of floodwater pressing on it. Just a little, mind you.
At June 28, 2008 2:30 PM,
ian russell said…
Dagnabit, where's Deputy Dawg when you need him...
At June 30, 2008 7:23 AM,
Richard Havers said…
Probably not what America were singing about in their song...'Muskrat Love'
At April 03, 2009 9:29 AM,
Ez said…
I'll say, that rodent is lost. Just in case, having guns around can still be convenient.
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