Texas 2
Austin Airport. On my way to Boston. The great charm of the story is that the locations cannot possibly be clues to what it is. Anyway, Pontiac G6 - a bearable American car. It handles! MSNBC, a politics TV channel, was, last night, given over to coverage of Tim Russert, his death. Perhaps UKTV Gold or some such could do the same for me - 'He was a strange man. Great boots though! Unfortunately, after a while they turned out to be his Zahir, he could think and talk about nothing else. He died, of course, wearing a handsome pair of Luccheses.'

7 Comments:
At June 20, 2008 3:06 AM,
Tom P. said…
My favorite part of Texas was leaving it. I have been told that Austin isn't really like Texas. It's an island of liberalism surrounded by a sea of George W Bush worshipers.
At June 20, 2008 8:49 AM,
elberry said…
Your obituary will also include the observation: "His work brought him into physical proximity with Monica Bellucci and Kylie Minogue but he inexplicably failed to commit a sex crime."
At June 20, 2008 8:59 AM,
Recusant said…
That Pontiac G6 is "bearable" because it is a Saab 9-3/Vauxhall Vectra under the skin.
Sorry, I clearly have an inner 'anorak' screaming to get out.
At June 20, 2008 6:36 PM,
Anonymous said…
I am a big Texan,
yes i am
and I have a big gun
got me a big old Dick and I
I like to have fun
held against your forehead
I'll make you suck it
maybe I'll put a hole in your head
you know, just for the fuck of it.
At June 20, 2008 8:13 PM,
yeats said…
Boots are made for walking. Talk is made for talking. Both need tongues. But what are they saying?
At June 21, 2008 1:54 AM,
Frank Wilson said…
I have it on eyewitness authority that the boots really are impressive.
At June 21, 2008 2:04 AM,
Bryan Appleyard said…
Ah Rus
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