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Thursday, June 19, 2008

Texas 2

Austin Airport. On my way to Boston. The great charm of the story is that the locations cannot possibly be clues to what it is. Anyway, Pontiac G6 - a bearable American car. It handles! MSNBC, a politics TV channel, was, last night, given over to coverage of Tim Russert, his death. Perhaps UKTV Gold or some such could do the same for me - 'He was a strange man. Great boots though! Unfortunately, after a while they turned out to be his Zahir, he could think and talk about nothing else. He died, of course, wearing a handsome pair of Luccheses.'

7 Comments:

  • At June 20, 2008 3:06 AM, Blogger Tom P. said…

    My favorite part of Texas was leaving it. I have been told that Austin isn't really like Texas. It's an island of liberalism surrounded by a sea of George W Bush worshipers.

     
  • At June 20, 2008 8:49 AM, OpenID elberry said…

    Your obituary will also include the observation: "His work brought him into physical proximity with Monica Bellucci and Kylie Minogue but he inexplicably failed to commit a sex crime."

     
  • At June 20, 2008 8:59 AM, Anonymous Recusant said…

    That Pontiac G6 is "bearable" because it is a Saab 9-3/Vauxhall Vectra under the skin.

    Sorry, I clearly have an inner 'anorak' screaming to get out.

     
  • At June 20, 2008 6:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I am a big Texan,
    yes i am
    and I have a big gun
    got me a big old Dick and I
    I like to have fun
    held against your forehead
    I'll make you suck it
    maybe I'll put a hole in your head
    you know, just for the fuck of it.

     
  • At June 20, 2008 8:13 PM, Anonymous yeats said…

    Boots are made for walking. Talk is made for talking. Both need tongues. But what are they saying?

     
  • At June 21, 2008 1:54 AM, Blogger Frank Wilson said…

    I have it on eyewitness authority that the boots really are impressive.

     
  • At June 21, 2008 2:04 AM, Blogger Bryan Appleyard said…

    Ah Rus

     

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