The Full Detroit
Peggy Noonan - excellent columnist - is rooting for Tim Kaine for Democrat VP. Her reasoning is sound; she supports him because he has a 'wonderful American Man haircut'. She adds, 'He looks like he goes once every ten days to Jimmy Hoffa's barber and says, 'Gimme a full Detroit.''. What, pray, is a full Detroit? I would previously have assumed it was a Cadillac Escalade.

2 Comments:
At August 18, 2008 6:08 AM,
Vince said…
And I, something with Portland cement and a river.
At August 18, 2008 6:55 AM,
Dennis said…
It is beyond dispute that American politicians are elected for their hair. The anomaly is Dick Cheney, but I am sure some suitably sinister explanation can be found.
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