Good grief. If obesity is a disability then it is a self-inflicted one. Perhaps Canadian Airlines should come up with a separate Moose-class seating area.
Better get the BQ fired up, and a trip to the butchers for a few tbones, and not forgetting a case of gassy liquid from the offy! The extra seat will be mine.
The NHS has been spending oodles of our money on specially strengthened bogs and ancillary equipment for the fatties, so whats the difference. Hang on, passengers can always use a different airline. One upside, it may stop fellow passengers being half crushed to death.
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7 Comments:
At December 02, 2008 11:06 AM,
Sophie King said…
Good grief. If obesity is a disability then it is a self-inflicted one. Perhaps Canadian Airlines should come up with a separate Moose-class seating area.
At December 02, 2008 11:08 AM,
passer by said…
Better get the BQ fired up, and a trip to the butchers for a few tbones, and not forgetting a case of gassy liquid from the offy! The extra seat will be mine.
At December 02, 2008 2:03 PM,
Vernon Howell said…
Bloody Canadians. They get off lightly, though that's because nobody cares, which is perhaps punishment enough.
At December 02, 2008 3:21 PM,
ian russell said…
they are disabled to stop eating when not hungry.
At December 02, 2008 3:27 PM,
ian russell said…
do short Canadians get a booster seat, or maybe a bench to go across the arms like in the barbers!
the visually impaired should have a seaside telescope to enable them to watch the girl do the safety demonstration.
when considered, there is no end of discrimination on these airlines.
At December 02, 2008 3:40 PM,
malty said…
The NHS has been spending oodles of our money on specially strengthened bogs and ancillary equipment for the fatties, so whats the difference.
Hang on, passengers can always use a different airline.
One upside, it may stop fellow passengers being half crushed to death.
At December 04, 2008 7:24 AM,
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