Unblogging
I shall be non-blogging until Monday or Tuesday. Talk quietly among yourselves.
# posted by Bryan Appleyard : 4:26 AM
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- Name:Bryan Appleyard
A blog about, among other things, imaginary ideas - What ifs? and Imagine thats. What if photographs looked nothing like what we see with our eyes? Imagine that the Berlin Wall had never come down. What if we were the punchline of an interminable joke? All contributions welcome.
14 Comments:
At June 11, 2009 6:30 AM,
richard said…
Great minds think alike? Trent Reznor has just quit Twitter.
At June 11, 2009 8:11 AM,
sexy said…
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At June 12, 2009 9:49 AM,
James Higham said…
Er ...
At June 12, 2009 7:41 PM,
Gordon McCabe said…
If Ronaldo earns £55 a minute, how much money will Ronaldo have earnt by the time that Bryan Appleyard resumes blogging? (Show your working).
At June 12, 2009 8:59 PM,
Chris said…
I started that sum and it began activating parts of my brain I haven't used since school. Then I decided, fuck this shit, I'm going to drink beer and watch Jaws.
At June 13, 2009 10:08 AM,
richard said…
Unblog of 04:26 GMT Thursday adjusted to 05:26 summer time. Let Monday earliest restart be 00:00 summer time and Tuesday latest 24:00 GMT. So error bars of 49 hours. Ronaldo milks 55x60 = £3,300 per hour. So £3300x49 even in the statistical noise. Add 34 to get to 06:00, 55x34 ~= 1800. There-Sunday = 3.75 days. Er, five and a half trillion?
At June 13, 2009 9:13 PM,
Sean said…
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At June 13, 2009 9:14 PM,
Sean said…
..Ill get this right eventually!
Gordon the answer is NOTHING as HE has not signed the contract yet.
that's unless Sir Bryan dies or is otherwise detained beyond next week.
At June 14, 2009 9:45 AM,
Sean said…
...thats of course excluding the fact the manyoo are still paying him until the ink is dry.
And according to the DT his basic Royal madrid contract is 11 million a year, thus
per week, 211,538
per day, 30, 219
per hour 1, 259
per minute, 20.98
of course you are probably right with team bonus and pool payments that's likely to double at least, then the Becks effect of all his personal sponsorships ect will add another dollop on top.
minus tax of course and the 35% he will be paying out to all the hangers on he will have employed as he is not the brightest cookie in the jar is he?
At June 15, 2009 12:25 AM,
richard said…
Another question would be how many votes were counted in Iran while Bryan was away. Care is required in answering, especially inside the Islamic Republic.
At June 15, 2009 1:58 PM,
Sean said…
Its hard counting votes when your finger is firmly on the trigger Richard.
At June 15, 2009 2:55 PM,
richard said…
Yes, I gather this student voted the wrong way.
At June 15, 2009 5:05 PM,
ian russell said…
this armani dinner jacket guy took lessons from gordon brown!
I don't know, we think we got it bad...
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